September302011

That in my sin
Yes, even then
He shed His blood for me

-“O The Blood” by Gateway Worship

Gateway worship O the blood jesus 

2AM

Oh dear Tumblr..

Oh dear Tumblr,

You truly are my one and only,

The Eve to an Adam,

The flower to a bee,

The shell to a snail,

The bacteria to mucus,

The smell to a fart,

The puss to a pimple,

The burn to passing out spicy food,

The one that’s by my side through insomnia,

The reason for my insomnia,

Oh dear Tumblr,

You complete me.

tumblr fail poem poetry 

February52011

Magdeline says:

ERM….. if u r so clever right

why not just quit sch now

right!?

no point schooling what

since u think u so smart

for what right?

ask yourself,.

Scottish Terrier. says:

 I’m not smart.

 You’re just too stupid.

 

 -(At least I think it does)

November272010
Sometimes, I question myself: Why do I even bother to speak to someone who makes this kind of sense.

Sometimes, I question myself: Why do I even bother to speak to someone who makes this kind of sense.
November92010

Mad.
November62010

(Source: burningpavements)
October312010
“The boat’s sinking! It’s too weak. Quick! Jump let’s jump out so it won’t have to carry our weight and sink on us!” Bimbos trying to survive
October242010
“Every tear I’ve cried,
You hold in your hands,
You never left my side,
And though my heart is torn.
I praise you in this storm” Casting Crowns - Praise You In This Storm
October122010
Imvu commercials are just getting more and more crazy. This just took the cake. ….NO! T—This doesn’t turn me on!!? I mean wh—who would? Pssh.. Pssh.

Imvu commercials are just getting more and more crazy. This just took the cake.

….NO! T—This doesn’t turn me on!!? I mean wh—who would? Pssh.. Pssh.
September292010

This just.. Puts the icing on the cake of WOWeth-ness

I’ll just make this simple for everyone. (sign of laziness thus the inconsistent posting) IM NOT EVEN KIDDING BOUT THIS POST! IF YOU THINK I’M LYING THEN WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK

Oh wait heres some background info for some of y’all who don’t know things bout me (who wants to know ANYTHING about sucha lame ass like myself, well.. Pfft.. Pfft then don’t la!?.. .. …. Eh please). So I want to have my nose fixed for a long time now cause it’s kinda not straight and I’ve always bugged my mum bout this. So, here it goes (Yes, my loving, caring, bimbo of a mum comes in!)

Me: Eh mummy, instead of a nose job you know what I want? (I pause here waiting for her to ask me “What darling?” but NOOOOO)

Mum: I don’t give you a nose job then you want a blo#job? Eh just a joke only

OH

MY

CHEESECAKE!

And she still has the cheek to say “Eh just a joke only” I mean NO! YOU DON’T JUST SAY THAT TO ME AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? I was .. Stunned for like.. Omg.. I can’t even .. Omgoodness.. My own mum..

themanymumepisodes 

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